irideonrainbows:

You put your scepter in
you take your scepter out
you put your scepter in
and the crowd will all kneel down
You do the Loki Poki and you make them dance around
That’s what it’s all about
You put the tesseract in
you take the tesseract out
you put the tesseract in
and you freak the fuck out
You do the Loki Poki and you make the dance around
That’s what it’s all about

bloodflowered:

if a moon has a moon is it called a moon moon?

gargantuansheepinthebox:

Cousin: Welp, I have to get off Tumblr now. 

Me: Why?

Cousin: Becasue “Tumblr After Dark” is a dangerous place.

Me: Wh-what do you mean? 

Cousin: People ask…questions. Questions like ‘How high are you right now, and people answer ‘Yes.’

Tumblr after dark is a dangerous place.

Never go on Tumblr after dark.

bohoechlton:

"I HAVE TO PEE REALLY BAD BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE GETTING UP" - an autobiography by me

Book idea

deathbyvaginas:

Quiet guy who has never been in a fight but gets frustrated with people fairly easily. When he gets mad with someone he goes home and writes. He starts off by writing simple details: age, appearance, activities, personality. Then he writes about how he would graphically kill each one depending on…

Zippers are so weird.

andy112138:

I mean, we’re practically just ripping stuff open and stitching them back up constantly.

What if that zipping noise they make is them crying out in pain?!