i cant see without my glasses and i cant see with my glasses. can u see the problem bc i obviously cant.
Do you ever wonder if somewhere, a million light years across the universe, another intelligent life form is sitting on their equivalent of a laptop on their equivalent of Tumblr wondering the exact same thing?
When you think someone is cute then suddenly everything they do is cute.
When they eat, it’s cute
When they sleep, it’s cute
When they snort a line, it’s cute
When they text, it’s cute
dID RAPUNZEL GROW ANY PUBES AND DID THEY HAVE ANY POWERS AND DID IT GLOW OMGG
What if our sex organs were on the middle of our chest and we would have sex with each other by hugging
Yawning: The body’s way of saying 15% battery power reminding. mhmm
What if you were taking a shower and suddenly the water turned super hot and you heard a demonic voice whisper ‘don’t forget to scrub behind your ears’?